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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Stanford Doctors Invent Device That Appears to Be Able to Save Tons of Stroke Patients Before They Die - futurism.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How the Brain Actively Removes Unwanted Memories - Neuroscience News

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

The Witcher 4 is being developed with a ‘console-first’ mindset, CDPR devs say - Polygon

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds