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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:00

Then came..
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How the Brain Actively Removes Unwanted Memories - Neuroscience News
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds